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laughingnancy:

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

(via phobias)

amazed:

Doctor who meme ¦ six companions [3/6]
  ↪ Captain Jack Harkness 

I follow back everyone!

(Source: stupidape)

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via spoken-not-written)

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via nice-wig-janis)

johanirae:

ohmygil:

twistedsickminded:

wherespauldoe:

I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH

WANT.


I heard you were talkin’ shit

What I like about this is that it implies that Tony’s best mode of attack somehow involves him ramming himself into a wall head first.

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via orgasm)

friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

(via greetings)

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

(via fuckyeahpotions-master)

anghelisms:

jackmyswagvessalius:

anghelisms:

Where’s Internet explorer

where do u think

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(Source: jackvessalius, via guy)

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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(via no-wifi)

ruinedchildhood:

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(Source: seafoamgreeen, via no-wifi)

Sherlock Holmes + eyebrow wrinkling.

(Source: ohgodbenny, via nondeducible)

we-the-hartosexuals:

A harto a day…

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via relahvant)